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HELP ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Postby Pieeaterchampion on Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:18 am

Plz....... u gotta help me......... i own a parakeet....... and I think he wants to kill me! Dont call me Paranoid! im serious! Plz help me before im dead!
I play guitar.
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Re: HELP ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Postby girlinred on Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:19 pm

I'll bite... For what reasons suspect that that your parakeet wants to kill you?
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Re: HELP ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Postby rossterry on Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:53 am

More importantly: HOW exactly is he supposed to kill you? He is in a cage, yes? Or are there psychic powers at work? If that is the case, I don't think it is the bird as their brains aren't that large.
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Re: HELP ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Postby Pieeaterchampion on Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:31 am

Okay new dilemma, my ex-gf is stalking me and my friends.
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Re: HELP ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Postby girlinred on Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:44 am

Pieeaterchampion wrote:Okay new dilemma, my ex-gf is stalking me and my friends.


Why?
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